HOUR 4- Johnny Doesn't Know, Failing to Get Into a Show and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. |
| 0:23.4 | That's right, $5. |
| 0:25.2 | Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:31.0 | This is the world famous K. Rock. |
| 0:34.8 | It's a bonus hour, it's a bogus hour. |
| 0:36.5 | Call it what you will. |
| 0:37.3 | Just up to 10 o'clock here, K Rock, we're Klein Alley Show, continuing in your earholes and eye holes. And in our own clothes again. Back into our own clothes. I've never been happier to put back on my own clothing than I was this exact. Mom and Jake, your clothes were currently in a pile on the floor where they belong. Oh, yeah, that's where they normally are. There was an incinerator in this building. I would have put them right in the incinerator and done society a huge favor. |
| 0:57.8 | But... the floor where they belong. Oh yeah, that's where they normally are. There was an incinerator in this building. |
| 1:11.6 | I would have put them right in the incinerator and done society a huge favor. The clothes are like, ah, back to the floor. If you want to see what it all look like, pictures have been posted on our Instagram, Klein Ali Show. And that was just another suggestion box suggestion. If you ever thought of things you'd like us to do on the air to make yours commute or day a little bit more tolerable. |
| 1:13.5 | Keep in mind, there'll be another opportunity for some suggestions coming up. I'm sure later this week or early next in the suggestion box. And we read those at our own risk. There's a bad idea. Between that and the bit reboot, we're really shooting ourselves in the foot here. You know, yesterday I sat in a bathroom in a public bathroom for 33 minutes waiting for someone to sit down in the stall next to me so I could do the bathroom interview, which is what Kevin Ryder has instructed that I do. Yeah, you're supposed to just go into a public bathroom and wait until someone goes into a stall and then you just say, hey, what are he doing? Start talking to them. Not one person sat down either my left or my right, and I put myself in the worst possible stall location, which was middle stall of a three-stall setup. Is that the worst stall? I guess so, right? Of course. Because you're surrounded on either side. So there were some people that went in the bathroom, used the sink. A few people went and used the urinal where what public bathroom were you in uh it was a shopping center that had like a bathroom that was you know i thought would |
| 2:07.5 | be busy i thought there'd be traffic and there just wasn't meanwhile the ladies room and don't i'm not |
| 2:12.5 | gonna know this is where this is going to go with you guys seemed like it had non-stop traffic yeah we love it in |
| 2:17.4 | there guys room nothing like guys are just not going anymore well that and uh this is going to go with you guys. Seemed like it at non-stop traffic. Yeah, we love it in there. |
| 2:17.7 | Guys room, nothing. Like, guys are just not going anymore. Well, in a shopping center or a mall, I think that more women are going in there than men. So I'm going to have to reach out to Kevin Ryder and ask him where he suggests. I go. Obviously, I could go do this at like, I could go to a Lakers game. I'm sure I would have no problem. It would be good. |
| 2:34.7 | Worth asking what were the bathroom hotspots? |
| 2:36.7 | In airport, I feel like whenever I'm at L-AX that's usually full but like I don't want to drive all the way It's already terrible enough what I have to do that I have to drive down to LAX just to go in and sit in a bathroom Yeah but think of all the time you would waste by going to other bathrooms that aren't worth it. Yeah, this time around you'd be guaranteed to get interviews. Yeah, but so many places, sadly, only have a one stall setup. I mean, there's a lot of in and out. Not at the airport. No, no, not at the airport. But I went into an in and out also thinking that'd be a good place. It's a one staller. I can't do a one. It is? Oh yeah. Wow. Two urinals, one staller. |
| 3:11.1 | What are? out also thinking that'd be a good place it's a one staller that I can't do a one oh yeah |
| 3:08.3 | internet was two two urinals one staller what are some good what about here I can't here wouldn't work you guys would say that was a cop out so I don't want to be I don't want to do it and then be told I didn't do it the right way so I don't know where Jimmy Kimmel I think I'm I'm going to text Kimmel because I haven't, I haven't, I don't think I've ever texted him. |
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