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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- Johnny Doesn't Know, El Cheapo and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8673 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.0

This is the world famous K.Rock.

0:35.1

If you're doing the dry January, it's not going to be a good time for you. Johnny's about to make his way into the studio, and today he's going to be trying. I'm not going to say it because I don't want to correct him, but he knows what he's going to be trying today. He's not a drinker. Doesn't really drink much, although this week he's already had tequila. Yesterday he had some whiskey. And now he's off the hard alcohol. Now he's moving on to something a little easier. I think he's going to like this. He got himself a bottle and he's going to try for the first time ever, something that he's never had before. It's the opposite of Dry January. It's his forced resolution. And we will ask him one question in a lightning round of Johnny doesn't know. If you'd like to play, now would be a great time to call us. 800520167. All you have to do is predict. Will Johnny know or not know? It's a very easy question, but you never know with Johnny. So you can win yourself something from your friends here at K.Roc. Call now. We'll come back in a moment, do some drinking and some very little thinking and that is after

1:27.7

this on kroq hey rock we are klein alley show that is pierce the veil in our studio now is postmaster

1:34.1

johnny resident drunk guy went through his whole first 27 years of life not really drinking

1:39.9

a lot of alcohol at all not a fan doesn't like being drunk doesn't like drinking but for whatever

1:44.1

reason the wheel landed and you will be forced to drink a new drink every single day this year until you quit or one of us quits first and already tequila, whiskey, and today, what do you have? Percyco. Percyco. Procyco. Procyco Rose. Does he not like being drunk or does he never been drunk?

2:01.5

Both.

2:02.2

I think.

2:17.8

Well, how is that possible? Well, now that he's been drunk, he doesn't like it. Yeah, I don't like it. You haven't been drunk, he had a shot. He couldn't see. He couldn't see. I couldn't focus and I couldn't listen and then like all I wanted to do was just stare at the clock. You couldn't focus and couldn't listen is every other day.

2:18.3

Right.

2:20.7

Every meeting we've ever had, you can't focus and you can't listen.

2:18.3

Huh? wanted to do was just stare at the clock. You couldn't focus and couldn't listen every other day. Right.

2:33.1

Every meeting we've ever had, you can't focus and you can't listen. Huh? Exactly, yeah. All right. I wish now that we had not just done drinking every day and done a different vice every day. Oh, man, it would be great. Today, Johnny's going to try smoking. I want to try smoking. I listen, that there's always next year.

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