Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

This is the world famous K. Rock.

Caller 20, let's go.

We got tickets for you to go see Lincoln Park. It's part of K Rock's summer ticket blowout. You're paying attention. Tickets already this morning went away to the offspring. We got Lincoln Park now and then you'll win them with Nicole Turnstile. Back later today. Lumineers, My Cam at Dodgers Stadium, 21 pilots, Incubis. The list goes on and on.

Just keep listening, keep calling, and keep winning.

And we're looking for caller 20 right now at 800520-1067.

We are Klein Alley Show.

And welcome to summer hours on a Friday, which means we should have checked out and gone home.

But here we are live doing this show anyway. getting ready for two hours from now, Santa Monica. There's nobody in the parking lot today. No one's dead. Nobody is here. They even said the freeways were wide open today. I know some people were probably sitting in traffic, but they were talking. I didn't see a lot of cars. I think it was one of those days I saw more coyotes on the street than cars on the way here,

which is never a good sign.

But anyway, we're here for you. If you're here, we're here, and maybe you want to join us, get yourself an early lunch. We're going to be heading over to Santa Monica after the show today at the place called Pickle Pop details up on our socials, Klein Alley Show. If you want to watch Allie, battle some children.

Maybe you had it on your summer bucket list.

This is the summer I want to watch 11-year-old twins battle a lesbian and pickleball. Get beat up. Allie thinks she's going to beat them. We've got a lot of bets on the contrary. I'm taking all action. So whatever you want, if you want to guess how badly she loses, final score, will she get injured? There's so many profits we can get into, but it is happening after the show today. And open to the public, if you'd like to come on down, thank you Pickle Pop for hosting us and having us there. Drinking will be there. And some listeners have already RSVP. We'll be bringing tickets, tiny towels. The first, how many tiny towels you want to say? The first 20 to arrive get a tiny towel? Whoa, that's a lot. First, oh, she says 10. But we can't give them all away. We don't have a lot of tiny towels. We're a limited edition, baby. First 10, get a tiny towel, only for PG fluids. Dude, I didn't even realize I have a friend who injured himself very, very badly playing pickleball. has had to have multiple surgeries. Yeah, this is why we started calling pickleball America's number one nightmare. It was America's biggest, newest nightmare. It was pickleball because all these people like you thought, oh, I'm great at this. I'm going to make this my identity. And then the third time out, you know, you could rupture a canckel today.

I mean, that would be game over for you. I feel like that would make it better.

I think my ankles would look better if they just ruptured.

Let's hope that ruptures the canckel for her sake.

I don't know that they can't.

Yeah, I think they already look swollen.

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