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This is the world famous J-Roy.

10 o'clock on the screws on a, what's today, Thursday morning. It's actually 9.59, dude. I know. It shocked to me. I was like, wow. 10 o'clock on the, it's 10 o'clock on the screws. It's 959. 9.59. You have to understand, Jake, when we speak, the words we say on the radio don't actually get out to the masses until about 30 seconds

after I say them. So I would like to say for the 10th time, you, my friend, Jake, are wrong. Wow.

You know what I want to say is now it's 10 o'clock. So we got a lot to get through this hour

on the show, including but not limited to the return of generation wars, bragging rights for your generation. If you're a boomer, a Gen X, or Gen Z, or Millennial, we'd love to hear from you a little bit later this hour so you can battle it out, get some bragging rights and a prize. And this will be Jake's last day. And join us for Jake's final show. I'm getting the screws. Jake's getting the screws. and we got also a little meet the neighbors to get to in a moment. Things happening in neighborhoods all over the place. Dead body and mine, what's happening in yours? Get to that. After this, I'm Krak. And if you need us, phones, text line 800, 52010-1067. That's how you interact with the show. Lots to get to. I'm Klein. There's Ali. That is DJ Omar Khan. Someone in the back who we don't need to know, but mention anymore. And then in the chicken coop, you got Postmaster Johnny and producer Vanessa. Together, we are Klein Alley's show on K Rock. K Rock, we are Klein Alley Show. We're going to find out what's happening in neighborhoods all over Southern California,

including perhaps your own and ours as we listen to Allie's real-life neighbor

with this theme song that will forever stick in your head like an earworm.

It's time to meet the neighbors.

Meet the neighbors.

That's what you've got to do.

Say hello.

Shake a hand.

Share a smile and make a friend meet the neighbors.

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