Cinco de Fivo with Evan and Tiki on the fan.

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Now I'm going to start off a little morbid here, but just hear me out.

I think when you get to the end of your life, you look back on your life and you say, man, I'm really lucky I got to live through this great moment in our history.

Like I was there when we landed on the moon. I got to see Willie Mays play, things like that.

I don't really think the audience realizes they experienced something very special here.

We all lived through the longest period of time that Evan Roberts did not host a sports talk radio show.

The guy went two weeks without telling somebody.

Maybe somebody on the side of the road he gave his opinion to,

but two weeks this guy didn't get to give his sports opinions.

A little bit here with the RICO, but not in the sports talk radio, you know, forum.

So what I gave you today was, in my opinion, the five things Evan missed the most when he was on his European vacation. Okay. Here we go! I'm excited. Now, obviously, you know, I assume Dudley didn't make the trip, so I'm not talking about your dog or things like that. He would have been number one, by the way, because Dudley didn't make the trip when I finally saw him after two weeks. Like, I let him lick my face for five minutes straight. It was unbelievable.

And it's not cheating if it's your dog. I must put out there.

Why are you out in public canoodling?

Was that? Oh, that was not. Evan's canoodling with his dog.

All right. So, number five is cutting up audio and sending it to me.

No joke.

Friday, Evan landed.

Saturday, Saturday morning.

I woke up to this, Tiki.

Absolute stiff.

That was sent to me.

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