Mike is calling from Garden City. How are you, Mike?

What's up, boys? I don't mean to call you out, Sean.

Uh-huh.

He's very scared. Go ahead.

Four or five weeks ago, you would say if the Eagles had won the Super Bowl,

they haven't done that yet, but you said you weren't going to go into work.

And I remember Evan's saying that's a fireball offense.

So you defend yourself a little bit because that call was a little fishy before.

Yeah, I mean, that's a great point.

I do remember you saying that.

I'll explain it for you since you're confused.

You said, and I don't know the exact date of it, I did not save it. I should have. If the Eagles win the Super Bowl,

you would no show the Monday show. To which Tiki and I responded, dude, that's fireable.

Right. You can't just not show it because you're unhappy with the results. Coincidentally,

you've missed an awful lot of days recently. So I guess the caller is just asking, hey,

you've already had these viruses going around.

Are you planning on calling in sick if the Eagles do in the Super Bowl?

Well, the good news for anybody who wants to hear me the day it's the Super Bowl, not exactly a lot of

sick days left in the Roller Decks, okay? That's true. He's used the ball.

You know, and by the way, if I had another sickness in another, would anybody believe me?

That's a good point. That is a very good point.

Now, he has already agreed, Sean has, that if the Eagles win the Super Bowl, he has to wear the L for a month. We have the L right in front of me, if you're watching on SNY, but I got

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