Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

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This is the world famous K.Rock. Normally we would say, welcome to the home stretch.

Final hour of the show, but that is not the case because it's summer hours. So you're stuck with us for two more hours. We're only at the halfway point this morning, and that means you get lots of things in your future. Tickets right now and tickets again at 10 a.m. For Knott's very far, we'll get you three, no, four tickets. That's right, we'll do four of them for you.

And also, we have warned you many times before that listening to this show can become a problem. And we, of course, encourage you to listen longer and listen more often. And maybe you listen one day a week. It'd be great if you listen to two days a week. Or maybe you only listen to the podcast. We'd love you to listen live. but I do want to warn you

we did hear from a man last week

who said he got called into HR because he was quoting this show to a coworker and it got him into a situation. He said, great guy like Diddy, right? Right. He was reciting quotes from this show and he said great guy like diddy and then he got called into

HR well he had to explain I only said that because of the morning show and they said one morning

show it was real hard problem well the same guy said that we have ruined his life yet again alie

hey guys I got back from the grocery store and I have to leave his message so I I'm the guy that, uh, called in last week

about getting called into HR. And, uh, I, I think I have Klein and Allie show Tourette's or something

because, uh, lines just, I just dropped lines randomly. So you guys were wondering why I would say

the Diddy line to myself? And they just blurred out. So I was, uh, getting to my car from the grocery store and this Lexus just pulls up right

next to my car.

And as a guy was coming out, I was like, okay, Lexus, okay.

And this big dude comes out and he's like, what the fuck did you just say to me?

Oh, my God.

See, now.

This poor guy we're going to ruin his life. This poor guy finally gets over the HR problem, and then he starts quoting Vanessa, drunk at that... Okay, Lexus! Okay, Lexus! See, and... Apple, translate. Siri, translate. You think you did it that way, too? Yeah, I bet he did. Okay, Lex. I know. What makes you want to punch someone? Of course. If I heard that regardless of what I was driving, I'd want to punch the guy. What does you say to me? So this guy is... This poor guy is trying to live his life. And this big dude comes out and he's like, what the fuck did you see to me? I was like, no sorry no it is something dumb like no it was nothing and he's like yeah that's what I fucking thought you weirdos so anyway I got I got in through my passenger side yeah the show is definitely gonna be punched in the face one day for sure I like to groom young boys well don't say that one that that one. That's the problematic one. Stop saying things from the show. And if it does make you friends, then won't be the friends you want. Yeah, you got to stop saying things from the show. But thank you for listening. That guy is a real one and I appreciate you. Do not, uh... Are there any quotes that we have on the show that aren't problematic?

I'm a handicap. Yeah, say that one. That'll be a popular one. The guy gets out of the wheelchair. What the up you said to me? What'd you say? Stands up. Yeah. Yay. All right. Chris, good morning. Are you going to say hi Lexus? I was going to say hi Lexus. Okay. Chris, you got four tickets coming your way.

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