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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.1	This is the world famous H.R.
0:34.7	All right, call 20.
0:35.6	Let's go.
0:36.3	New standby boarding lists earlier this morning.
0:37.8	We got to give some good news away. That news went to Sonia from Ventura, who got to pack her bags officially, and she's hopping on the plane to go to Madrid and see 21 pilots. But now she's a distant memory, and we're on to a brand new standby boarding list. Currently has zero names on it. We'd love to get yours high on top the list. And you get to go
0:54.6	to Redding Festival in England and Cisomber. And we'll make that happen for you right now. If you
0:59.3	are caller 20 at 805-2067, back in the K-Rock Studios this morning after being a live on
1:05.0	location in Colorado on Friday. Long time stronger here. I've listened to Kevin and Dean for years, and I'm now watching your live feed from Colorado.
1:16.3	I usually skip the live shows for any radio shows because it's too crazy.
1:22.0	But you guys have nailed it.
1:23.8	It was a perfect show.
1:25.7	You guys have a perfect morning show.
1:27.3	Like, you guys are like the greatest show, better guys have a perfect morning show.
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