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The Jesse Kelly Show

Hour 3: Worse Than Trump

The Jesse Kelly Show

iHeartPodcasts

News, Politics, News Commentary

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

As the election gets closer, be prepared for the media to label the next GOP front-runner "worse than Trump." Puberty blockers cause massive medical problems, who would've thought? Lighting the bed on fire. Playing to win vs. playing to look good. Friendly fire. The best American fighting group.

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0:00.0

It is the Jesse Kelly show final hour of the Jesse Kelly show time flies when you're

0:26.4

not talking about monkey pox. I'll get to that real briefly here in a second. I promised

0:32.4

you I would I have to finish up my candle story. Hey, she's just tuning in here. I was

0:38.8

going over so someone asked about how my feet hang off the bed and then I get distracted

0:43.4

and I was telling a story about my youth where we had these electric candles all over

0:47.6

the house. One of them was above my bed. I had this window above my above the head of my

0:54.4

bed and then not only was it above the head of my bed. Obviously it's an electric candle

0:58.2

so the cord came down right by my pillow. Long story short, world famous snapper Jesse,

1:04.8

I go to bed at night, I have an older sister, two parents, I pass out, I wake up being shaken

1:16.2

by somebody. I forget which one of the three, but I was being shaken and they were all

1:22.1

gathered around my bed looking down at me. This is in the middle of the night and I'm

1:26.6

looking up at them thinking, what is going on? What is your problem? My bed was on fire

1:35.5

beside me so close to me that it actually my skin was a little red on my back. I think

1:42.6

it was my back. I remember I wasn't burned or anything like that. Okay, so I was fine,

1:45.8

but my skin was a little red. My bed was not only on fire, a whole I'm doing this from

1:53.2

memory. I would say half the size of a basketball had been burned through my mattress because

2:00.1

I had rolled over in the night and pulled the electric candle. It woke up my mom, my

2:06.4

dad and my sister, all of whom were sleeping in other parts of the house and they came

2:12.2

into my room that was filling up with smoke and on fire and I was laying there, passed

2:19.8

out in my bed. Who knows, I might have burned a death that night and not woken up. Who knows,

2:25.2

that's how deeply I sleep. Anyway, back to your story, back to your to answer your question.

2:32.0

I have had my feet hanging off the end of my bed for so long I now can't sleep unless

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