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Happy Friday morning to you.

Hope everything's going great.

You know, I'm going to get to, and I've put extensive thought into this, Militia,

the three most interesting players this year and the most interesting league.

So you know, obviously, that's the NFL, right?

Who are going to be the three most interesting? Not the best. The three most interesting. The most talked about the headline type guys. Who's it going to be? I'm going to get to that in just a minute,

but I just want to say something stupid first. Okay. We always make time for stupidity here when I'm filling in for Big Ben Maller. So Coup and Lorena are going to be in Vegas here in about a week, right? It's going to be the Ben Maller meet and greet. And so I'm like, while you guys are here, we got to have casino night. Exactly. I think this time next week, we will be pulling into Vegas.

That's right. I'm like, we got to have casino night, one of these nights, you know? We got to play the electronic ponies or craps or whatever. We got to have casino night. Heck yes. And are you going to come to the meet and greet on Saturday? I will. I will check it out. Yeah. Sweet. Yeah, so that'd be fun.

And so this is the stupid part.

You know what I've always wanted to do?

No, no, no. No. I've always wanted to do this. I swear I'm going to do it at one point in my life. Because I'm just joking around with Lorena, like we should do a bond casino night. Like we're wearing suits and ties evening gown you know high

roller status sequin dresses it's what i want to do one time in my life okay i'm going to go to

let the craps table would be pretty good either craps blackjack something like that and whatever

the limit is let's say it's pretty good it's like a thousand dollars five thousand, something like that. And whatever the limit is, let's say it's pretty good. It's like

$1,000, $5,000, something like that. I want to put more money than that down. I think I've told you

this. I want to put like $10,000 down at the $5,000 table. And I'm hoping, like, this could back back by I'm hoping they're like sir sir the

limits 5,000 and I want with a disgusted look on my face to grab my chips and just go oh and then

walk off like this that's right I remember you talking about this yeah and I said and I said what

would happen actually is the the dealer would call over the pit boss and the pit boss would be like, okay, yeah, that's fine. I know, right? Or it just wouldn't catch it that head. Go ahead. I'm just sweating bullets like, dude, this is too much. I'm trying to look at him. Like, ah! It would. It would probably backfire on me somehow. I think the most I played at an actual craps table was like 300 down of my own cash. Did you really? Yeah, and I always double. So last time I only did 100 and I did good and I got my back my 100. But you're saying you're saying you just, I don't know, you threw it on the field or the pass line. You didn't make a three-hift.

No, I have all my little coin, my chippies on the side. And then I usually stand next to the dealer, because the dealers love pretty ladies. And they tell you where to put your coins. Especially, you know how I told you, I kind of stock the tables first. So I'll find the table that has the nicest person who's like, oh, let me help you. See? And they help you out. And then they help me.

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