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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right, $5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.1	This is the world famous K. Rock.
0:35.4	Good morning. Welcome to your Monday, K. Rock, K. Rock, K. Rally, Anali Show.
0:39.1	Next week is going to be one of those Mondays that we all universally agree should be a day off because it's the Monday after the Super Bowl and we'll all be hung over and feeling all bloated and whatnot. But sodium intake very high that day. However, we will be here regardless, I'm sure. and we have to give away this trip.
0:53.9	So if you'd like to get your name on the standby boarding list,
0:56.9	be the first name on the standby boarding list.
0:58.6	I hope you're on the phone right now at 80052067.
1:02.2	It's all part of K-Rock's Mile High Club.
1:04.9	And this is destination number four, which puts you in Lisbon, Portugal, to see Turnstile,
1:13.1	fresh off of their Grammy win for Best Rock album. And I believe that you will win your way a trip to Lisbon. You got old
1:19.5	castles there, good eats, and Turnstile. And earlier this morning got to give away that trip to go to
1:25.0	Australia and see Pierce the Vale. And Vic was nice enough to join us and actually give that trip away to a very happy winner. But today it's your chance. So if you've never been on the standby boarding list or you've never called K-Rock, hopefully this is your chance to win an amazing once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go see Turnstile in Portugal. And it's nice to hear from people who are equally as excited about the band as they are about the destination.
1:48.4	Sometimes you love one more than the other, but I think both of these are, you know, equally exciting.
1:53.4	The first name on the standby boarding list will be whoever's calling right now from the 5-6-2.
1:57.8	Hello, who's this?
1:59.4	Oh my gosh, it's Lupe.
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