Get to the freaking auto!

From the Quantum Fiber Studio, this is Brock & Sock on Seattle Sports. Brock Ewerd is my hero. James Heuter just punched me in the kidney. We're going to give you what I'm going to. That really work that way, Sherm. This is a show that has my name on it. It's kind of does, though. Now here are your hosts, Brock Eard and Mike Salk. Hello.

All right, Mariners lose again last night.

They've lost another series.

If you need some angry rants and raves, you can go back to the top of both the hour one at six o'clock and hour two at seven o'clock. and you can hear some frustrations vented from both

brock and myself uh you can always find those on the app seattle sports app or on the website seattle

sports dot com or apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast just go back later and you can hear the

full rant we'll also open up the phone lines at 830 and let you guys rant a little bit because I'm sure there's some frustration as we try to figure out the why of what the heck is going on.

But Maura, in her eternal genius, thought that the opportunity was there for us to end the jinx, to end the hecks, to end whatever I've done to the Mariners.

I mean, you've been pretty resistant to the idea that you did something, but I think the listeners have spoken. I think we all know. And they believe that you're a jinx. My power's great. But Brock didn't want you to be on your own. So we're going to try to do everything we can to end this jinx. That is your fault. But as a team, we'll do it together with okay so we've got what

three or four different things that we can do to try to end this hex i did a lot of research last

night i typed it into google after laundry yeah and this is a little AI help here yeah there's some

there's some options so we'll just try them all okay what uh What's first? It says, to end a jink, you can perform superstitious rituals like knocking on wood. Okay. Who's going to do that? Lyle and I can do that. We both have a, we both have Destin here. Lyle, knock on wood over there. Are you willing to knock on wood? Sure. Louder.

Throwing. What was that? My God, man. Lyle's capping on wood. Throwing salt. Throwing salt? Yes. I believe we got you some. Actually, you have like a whole... I have a whole packet here if you're watching on YouTube. I've got a salt and pepper packet. Now, my question is, we're in a radio studio. Do I need to open the packet or just

throw in the packet over my shoulder? I don't think it counts if you know. Am I throwing salt? I mean, if we're going to do this, we have to do it for real. You got to open the packet and sprinkle some salt behind you. All right. Kathy's going to be so mad. Now, what about the pepper? Just the salt or do I do just the salt and I found a Papa John seasoning packet too and I figured

I have some of that. All right.

It could be good.

Hold on. Now, what about the pepper? Just the salt, or do I do just the salt? I don't know. We went into the drawer and I found a Papa John seasoning packet too, and I figured it can't hurt.

All right.

It could be good too.

Hold on.

All right.

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