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Hope your early Wednesday morning is off to a fantastic start.

Merry Christmas Eve.

Happy holidays for the non-Christmas Eve observers.

You know, happy holidays to you guys too.

Absolutely.

Hope everything is swell.

Got all my Christmas shopping done in one fell swoop. By the way, there's a story attached to that. I'll tell you in a second, and I'll get to sports thoughts as well, you know. I'll be a bad guy when it comes to a certain quarterback, not named Bo Nix. Good news for you, Coop. Coop was bracing for impact. Not Bo Nix related. Not yet, at least. For over 40 years, TireRack's been helping customers find the right tires for how, what, and where they drive. Shipped fast and free, backed by free road hazard protection with convenient installation options like mobile tire installation. TireRack.com, the way tire buying should be.

So on the way to Christmas shopping on Tuesday, I hit a snafu.

Okay, so the day before, the night before, I was, sorry to say this, but I was driving

while texting, you know, so.

Don't do that. I know. And I learned the hard way, Lorena was driving while texting, you know. Don't do that.

I know.

And I learned the hard way, Lorena.

And this is a good public service announcement for anybody who's thinking about doing this or doing this right now while they're listening.

Not a good idea.

So I went off the road a little bit and, boom, into a big old pothole is what happened to yours truly and uh i'm like okay uh are we

good are we good we're still going is the tire flat tire seems okay all right we should be all right

i think i don't know but then today then today things took a turn so i'm driving and then I get the little light on my car where it's like, you got a tire that's a little bit low. I'm just like, all right, let me see. It's a little cold here in Indiana, so I'm like, well, maybe that's what did it. Maybe it's, you know, the tire pressure's down just because it's so cold out. Maybe instead of like 33, it's at 28.

Yeah, let's put a little air in it. Yeah, being logical. Yeah. I looked at it, Lorena. It was down

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