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This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, fantastic Friday.

Trying to make sure the voice holds up through the final hour, and we are going to get

to things like the war on the drug cartels, the superior flavor of chicken wings, the crappiest

country in the world tournament. Someone has questions about that. All that older, meaner

communists and so much more coming up in the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly

show. I did get this one because I was sorry, I was coughing into the

mic the whole show yesterday and losing my voice. I'm here. I'm drinking tea. It's called

throat coat tea. So I have to endure Jewish producer Chris and producer Corey's insults as I

have some tea trying to get through it.

This guy says about he said the subject is your current infirmity.

Mr. Kelly first stop eating.

Okay.

Well, that's not going to happen.

Second, take an herbal laxative tonight in the morning a mug of coffee and a bowel movement and maybe you'll be

fine buddy i'm no medical expert but i don't think you can poop out a cold i'm 99% sure that

that is not actual medicine at all he said let that mug of coffee carry you for the rest of the day, avoid food, fast,

and all that other stuff. You know what? I already know about fasting. Okay. I know all there is

to know about fasting. I, I've been fasting since lunch. Since lunch, I have had nothing but a couple sticks of beef jerky, two handfuls of skittles, and some throat coat tea.

I am famished and I understand the benefits my body's going through right now.

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