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Woohoo!

It is the Jesse Kelly Show final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show.

Do you hear old Joe today?

Boy, he's killing it up there.

We can do this. We have to do it for ourselves and for our future.

For humankind.

Thank you for tolerance.

Listening to me, I appreciate very much.

God, thank you for your tolerance.

Listening to me, gosh.

I have one more thing I want to get to when it comes to the stochastic terrorism and how we're sandwiched and whatnot.

Because the Orthodox Jews are mad at the White House.

I get to that in a second.

But Chris, we were talking about my travel problems.

And Chris says he's talking about getting me set up with something so I can do the show.

Not just on the road, like out of a hotel room or something like that.

If I can't get to a studio and I said to Chris, I don't check bags.

And he's just horrified by this.

Chris, I'm horrified that you would want to check bags.

I'm a minimalist.

No, no, you don't add, you don't add an extra 15 minutes at least to the end of every trip waiting for your bag.

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