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Democrat congressional candidate twerking for votes.

Yes, if it's not Grand Platner or Maine,

pleasuring himself in Port-a-Potties,

talking about the description of a man's Johnson.

He is wearing a Nazi tattoo or talking about women when they get raped.

It's their fault for getting too effed up, quote unquote, in his full words there.

Then you have this, another great Democrat candidate, this one in Michigan, 13th District.

And her name is Shelly Campbell, and she is twerking for votes.

She calls herself a classy B word. I'm a C word in another post. I've got a big fat P word. Her strategy, quote, twerking for votes. Now, I want to go back to the point of her being a single mom in one second. Very important, very important that you know about this. And, you know, hopefully it's a daughter because she's being her

daughter's learning how to be empowered look at mommy i'm up here twerking i'm twerking for votes one day

you can make me so proud when you will get up on a kitchen countertop like I do twerking for votes.

And then maybe you'll be bold enough like I also did in another post where I'm handstanding,

leaning up against the wall, and twerking upside down for votes.

Mommy works hard for you and she cares about the people.

This is what they want.

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