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Evan & Tiki

Hour 3: The Best Candidate to be the Jets Defensive Coordinator

Evan & Tiki

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Sports

4.6945 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Hour 3: Evan gives his best candidates for the Jets DC job. That and much more.

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0:00.0

Yeah, Strehan, I mean, Stryan seems like he lost a lot of weight.

0:03.7

Tiki's an underarmor mannequin.

0:05.4

Nah, you're right. Jeter looks like he's Derek Eater, so it's probably not him. Think about that flex, Tiki has. All these guys who are prominent athletes late 90s, early 2000s in this town, he gets on a beach at 50. He still looks better than all them. That's a fair point. That's a fair point. he's got the edge. But I want to immediately

0:20.6

take this call because I felt

0:22.3

bullied in our last segment. A caller

0:24.6

called That's a fair point. That's a fair point. He's got the edge. But I want to immediately take this call because I felt bullied in our last segment. A caller called up and asked a question about Joe Burrow and why he would ever come to the Jets. And he made a comment about him getting a tattoo. And I wound it up to make a comment back to Sean. But he kept going on about, well, early in your career, things are different.

0:38.9

And I had this thought, but I'm going to let Tommy in Long Island City make the thought concerning the tiger that is going to be tattooed on the body of Joe Burrow. Go ahead, Tommy. Hey, Evan. How you doing, Mike? Good, man. What's up? Love this show. No, I just, first of all, this Joe Burrow thing is totally unrealistic, and I don't even think it would be good for the Jets to give up all our draft picks for a quarterback that's on his second contract already. But that's beside the point. If he got a tiger tattooed on him, he didn't even mention that he was an LSU tiger. Yeah. How do you? Okay. Thank you, Tommy. So I thought of that, but you guys are missing something. No. The caller said he got a Bengal tattooed on him, not a tiger. No, he said a Bengal tiger. Bangal and a tiger are not the same animal. They're both jungle cats. Of course they're the same tiger. There's an animal that's a tiger, and there's an animal that's a bangle. Can you do me a favor, Connor?

1:31.3

Or a tiger, and there's an animal that's a bangle. Can you do me a favor, Connor, or Tommy? If they were called the Cincinnati Tigers, I would agree with you. At some point, there's no rush on this, because we can move on to more important things. Can you rewind his phone call? I thought he said tiger. I don't think he said bangle. Also, to be fair fair, he got the tattoo for his college, not for the Cincinnati Bengals. Me and Tommy love college football. Anybody who watches LSU and, they're rarely, they're the LSU tigers, but there's no tiger. Like, it's LSU on their helmet. The Bengals have a bangle as their logo. Why would you get a tattoo? Why wouldn't you just get LSU like their logo on you? Because I think he's got more of an affinity to his success at LSU than what's gone on with Cincinnati. But he's either getting a bangle or a tiger. If you got a tiger, that's fine, but the tiger is not their logo. The bangle doing that is their logo. What was that? Are you know the jumping bangle? He just got tattooed a few days ago by his tattoo artist, a tiger on his legs. Okay, so it's a tiger. And there is a tiger in the LSU logo. Have you looked at the helmet? I'm not looking at the helmet. I'm looking at their logo. There's a tiger.

2:34.4

Like, you are so wrong about so many things.

2:36.6

Just admit, hey, you know what?

2:37.9

It's probably for LSU. And we can move on with our day. We don't have to harp on it. Oh, I see that one. But you don't like taking losses. Hold on. They have a head of what looks like a tiger. It's a clear tiger.

2:47.4

But is that the tattoo?

2:48.4

Tell me what the tattoo is.

2:49.8

The caller said he got a tiger tattooed on his ass.

2:52.3

But did he get the face?

2:54.0

That's the LSU logo? They're a tiger. But is that the tattoo? Tell me what the tattoo is. The caller said he got a tiger tattooed on his ass.

2:52.3

But did he get the face?

2:54.0

That's the LSU logo? Then it's obvious. That's different. When someone says they got a tattoo of a tiger, would you assume it's a Bengal tiger or an LSU tiger? Okay. Well, first of all. I would probably just assume it's the LSU Tigers since that's their team name.

3:07.6

Okay.

3:08.1

I agree.

3:08.9

However, there's a difference.

3:10.3

All right.

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