Hour 3: Stuck in a Cult
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 September 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Trying to pull people out of a cult takes time. Why did Jesse pick Houston of all the places he could of lived. Gavin Newsom is getting sharper. He’s learning how to appeal to the low info voter while not sounding like a nut. Getting insulted by the dumbest people in the world.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:15.0 | This is the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:19.0 | It is the Jesse Kelly Show final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. |
| 0:27.8 | I hope so much that you are going to have a blessed weekend. |
| 0:31.6 | So this hour, I'm actually going to tell my little tale of getting to Houston. |
| 0:36.0 | Longtime listeners will know it, but someone asked, so I figure I might as well give you the abridged version. Hey, Chris, abridged means brief, right? I want to make sure I use that. That's what it means? I knew I nailed that. I went to community college, fully accredited community college. Someone's crapping all over the Churchill bunker I want to go to. That sucks. |
| 0:56.0 | Why are people platforming Gavin Newsom? Someone's mad about it. VP picks. Someone wants to know about |
| 1:02.5 | Sarah Huckabee Sanders. All that and so much more as much as I can get to in the final hour of the |
| 1:08.9 | world famous Jesse Kelly show. |
| 1:18.6 | Now, Jesse, for a man who can live in any city and state he wants, why did you choose Houston? |
| 1:19.8 | Okay, first, for a man who can live in any city or state he wants. |
| 1:28.7 | Man, I have kids. |
| 1:32.2 | I have a wife. |
| 1:34.3 | She has friends. |
| 1:36.1 | I have friends. |
| 1:40.1 | I understand that now, especially in this digital age, |
| 1:42.1 | you can really do a radio show from anywhere. |
| 1:44.3 | You know, you can do a TV show from anywhere. |
| 1:54.0 | I understand that physically I could do a show from pretty much anywhere, but I'm a flesh and blood human being the same way you are. |
| 1:56.1 | I'm not some rock star. |
| 1:57.6 | My kids are in school. |
| 1:59.6 | I got bills to pay. |
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