Hour 3: Running for President
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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There is no downside anymore for running for president. The Cory Booker slogan. Robbing a Brinks truck. Will we replace our politicians before they replace us?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:14.9 | This is the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:18.9 | It is the Jesse Kelly Show, final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show final hour of the Jesse Kelly show on a Tuesday. I got a bit to you, |
| 0:28.1 | I might be screwing off a little bit this hour. I'm not, let me explain why. I'm almost fried |
| 0:33.8 | out a little bit today on politics. Then we got all the Iran crop going on and I know we're going to have to tackle all this crap tomorrow. It might be kind of an email screw-off hour, but I do have to talk about some foreigner things in just a moment. And it's going to be so frigging heavy that I'm going to want to leave. So I don't mean leave the show. I just mean leave, leave politics. We're going to go talk about emails. Anyway, war is obviously an awful thing. It's an awful thing. We want to watch movies about it. Some of us have experienced it. But that kind of death and violence is terrible. |
| 1:13.7 | In so many different ways, it's just absolutely terrible. |
| 1:17.8 | But I want to read you a headline. |
| 1:20.8 | Just take this in. |
| 1:24.0 | Ukraine looks to import African migrants to fill the labor shortage after hundreds of thousands |
| 1:33.6 | dead or wounded at the front. Think about this. Young men, the young men of a nation, |
| 1:43.1 | they are in every way. They are the future of the country. |
| 1:49.8 | Oh, but that's insulting to women. |
| 1:51.8 | I'll pipe down. |
| 1:53.5 | Young men are the future of the country. |
| 1:56.0 | Because the young men in your society today, they will move into various parts of society, business, |
| 2:03.9 | government, whatever, church, anything. |
| 2:06.8 | They will move into those parts and as they become older and more mature and grow up, |
| 2:12.6 | they will lead the society. |
| 2:15.8 | The young men of your country now will be the leaders of the country. |
| 2:20.7 | I'm not the future of the country. I'm 44 years old. The young men of this country are the |
| 2:26.6 | future. They will be the ones who lead. The 15-year-old listening to the sound of my voice right |
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