Hour 3: Robert Saleh's Praise for Dart; A Mayoral Candidate Gets A Billy Joel Question
Evan & Tiki
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🗓️ 31 October 2025
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, it's late. |
| 0:01.3 | Stop bringing my damn doorbell. |
| 0:02.9 | But because it's a Friday night, I don't know if I'm right here, Tiki, but I throw |
| 0:06.7 | all rules out the window. |
| 0:07.8 | I mean, I will answer it at 11 o'clock at night. Now, I don't want you to bother me. We've got a World Series game tonight, plus a huge Knicks bowl's game. It's a tournament cup game. but nevertheless, I don't put restrictions on time because it's a Friday night. |
| 0:20.9 | That's a good point. |
| 0:21.9 | That's a good point. |
| 0:22.7 | And what you should do those is at the time. I don't put restrictions on time because it's a Friday night. |
| 0:21.0 | That's a good point. |
| 0:21.9 | That's a good point. |
| 0:22.7 | And what you should do those is after it gets to a certain, I don't know, hour, put |
| 0:28.5 | like the dim lights on, put on a scary constant and open the door and be like, boom, scare the crap out of them? Yes. Halloween to me is a complete waste of time. I can't stand it. I wish I had a, like I have a ghost costume, but I don't think that would scare anybody necessarily. You need like a Jason mask or something. Yeah, Yeah. I got to be like Freddie Kruger to. |
| 0:54.5 | Exactly. |
| 0:54.8 | Scare them. |
| 0:55.8 | But would you agree, though, Sean, that there's no restrictions tonight because it's a Friday night? Like 11 o'clock, you got to open the door. Yeah. I mean, there's got to be a restriction at some point, but I would say maybe midnight is the cutoff? What time? Oh, midnight. Wow. Okay? |
| 1:08.0 | Well, I mean, |
| 1:09.1 | Midnight's going to be teenagers. |
| 1:11.3 | So... |
| 1:11.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.1 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 1:12.4 | I mean, how old are you when you stop trick or treating? Well, that is a great question, T, because I'll never forget. And I think most of us will never forget. And I apologize. I did not pull this audio. But the famous Larry David Kirby, Enthusiasm episode in which these kids come to Larry's door and Larry says how old are you and the girls are like we're 13 and he's like no you're not you're 16 and what are you even dressed as and they weren't dressed up as anything and Larry put his foot down and refused to give them candy I'm a sucker I don't care if you're 35 like if you're showing up at my door and you have a costume on, I'm just going to hand them candy. I'm a sucker. I don't care if you're 35. Like, if you're showing up at my door and you have a costume on, I'm just going to hand you candy like a sucker. And I think we have a bad temperament. You should be a kid for as long as you want to be a kid. I agree. And if you're 16 years old and at 11 o'clock, you come to my house looking for a Hershey bar, you could be doing much worse things tonight at 11 o'clock. I'd rather you be doing that. It's a good point. That's a very good point. The only thing that I kind of agree with Larry about is you got to wear a costume. I mean, that's the whole point of trick or treating in Halloween. So if I just showed up at your door dressed as me, I mean, are you really giving me candy? Now I'm just a weird old man. Then what happens if they're like, well, you know, it's been a hard year for my parents. We don't have any money. So I don't have time for a costume. They don't have money for a costume. What are you going to do? This is the easiest year in the world. A little smudge under your eye, your Jackson dart. |
| 2:35.1 | It doesn't matter what you're wearing. |
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