Hey, it's Mike and Ian. We're the hosts of How to Do Everything from NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Each week, we take your questions and find someone much smarter than us to answer them.

Questions like, how do you survive the Bermuda Triangle?

How do you find a date inside the Bermuda Triangle?

We can't help you, but we will find someone who can.

Listen to the How to Do Everything podcast on IHeart Radio.

Think of it as remodeling the quarterback position.

Welcome in the beginning of another hour, chopping down the overnight hours.

We are in the air everywhere, coast to coast and border to border on the vast Fox Sports

Radio Network emanating live from inside the Geico FSR Studios affectionately called the magic

radio box.

A programming note coming up later this hour, we are doing caller-free radio.

There's insubordination going on in the show.

It is a gag-on production.

He has chosen to not do his job.

He has gone AWOL, and so he's not screening the calls.

But we will have Ask Ben.

So if you want to have your question read on the air, go to our Twitter feed at Ben Mallor.

Use the hashtag Ask Ben.

Hashtag Ask Ben.

And at the bottom of this hour, that's a cool network radio way of saying, 30 past the hour,

we will have an extra spicy hot edition of Ask Band.

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