Laugh, gay, it is the love me of the road.

It is the Jesse Kelly Show final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show.

You should know I got, I got scolded by the wife during the break.

I got, oh Chris, I didn't tell you.

I was telling Michael about it.

I got one of the eye-rolling little emoji things that chicks always send.

And she said, I would actually like to hear your callers finish their thoughts.

Sorry Princess, I'm gonna do better from now on.

Alright, yeah I am, Chris.

I'm gonna focus, I'm gonna do better.

So when I get to these calls, I need you to do good so I can do good.

I can't, don't make my worst instincts come out.

Alright, don't make it happen.

Did you hear Federman?

It really does suck that I suck so bad because, man, Federman.

It's such the most important race.

Sorry, I need to say this again, I need to say this really quickly.

This is unedited.

We did not edit this.

This is unedited.

Deposits on my life.

I haven't stopped it.

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