This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

It is the Jesse Kelly Show final hour of the Jesse Kelly show on a Monday.

We'll get into a pardon swap that I think everyone can kind of see coming here.

We'll get into that.

We're going to get into some emails of what's happening in North Dakota with the Venezuelan

prison gang.

A Supreme Court Justice is on some

kind of gay Broadway play. All that and so much more is coming up on this final hour of the

world famous Jesse Kelly show. Now to finish my rat update, which is going to lead me directly

into New York City, as it were. I didn't do that

on purpose. It just kind of worked out that way. So we don't have mice. We have rats. It's

confirmed. They are in the walls right by my wife's head as she sleeps. I suggested tonight

that perhaps we should sleep in the extra room. And she suggested that perhaps we should sleep in the extra room.

And she suggested that perhaps we should sleep in a hotel.

So that tells you how well she's handling this.

I've been given 48 hours to address the rat issue.

I found these super duper traps and I'm unreasonably excited about them.

I bought a pack, I think about a dozen of them.

They'll be waiting for me when I get home.

No, get this, Chris.

They open up like the mouth of a freaking T-Rex.

Not even kidding.

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