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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 3: Pitch Clock Minus Zero (feat. Aram Leighton)

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

"You know about that Pooh Shiesty?" Chris never feels cooler than when he's jaywalking, and Zas doesn't understand why people are live-streaming Coachella, which is why he'll be attending Rolling Loud with his son. Plus, The Pitch Clock returns with Aram Leighton of Just Baseball discussing some of the best and brightest in the game, and Chris attempting to get his first W of the season against Jeremy in Pitch Clock Trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

There's no one like you, and there never will be.

0:03.1

From the producer of Bohemian Rhapsody.

0:06.6

There are many legends, but there is only one.

0:12.0

Michael, in IMAX and Cinema's Wednesday, April 22.

0:15.1

This is the Dan Levator show with the Stucgats podcast.

0:22.7

All right, you know what?

0:23.9

I don't feel good about having to do this because this is not my chair, all right?

0:29.8

Like, this is Dan's chair.

0:31.0

I'm on charge, that's for sure.

0:33.4

But I got to lay down a fine on Roy, all right?

0:36.7

What I do?

0:37.3

I mean, Roy, you have a video of the day and you don't know what it is.

0:43.0

How can you have a video of the day and you don't know what it is?

0:46.8

We got to find Roy.

0:49.0

Pay up, Roy?

0:49.9

We got to find them for keeping up this charade.

0:51.9

You're fines, player?

0:53.5

I'm thinking five bucks? I know you're all over the internet for all these brain-rottie videos, and you're trying to play it cool like that's not you. The money goes in the fine bucket, and the fine bucket is presented by MoneyLine. Download the Moneyline app or visit MoneyLine.com to learn more. Moneyline, make money easy. Get with it, man. You gotta know your video of the day. How many times, like how often do, let's say you're with your wife or you're with your kids. Chris, how many kids do you have? You have one kid. Do you ever feel cool in front of them? I rarely feel cool in front of my daughter. I'm getting to the point now where I'm just loving to embarrass her. Oh, really? I actually had a moment the other day at work, nothing to do with my kid where I felt cool. And I want to see if you guys agree with this. The coolest you ever feel is when you're doing a crosswalk.

1:46.1

We walk here in Miami.

2:02.3

When you leave here, you got to do the crosswalks. We do walk in Miami. Miami's famously not a walkable city. But I'm just saying we have to walk. So every day I got to do the walk. I got to cross a couple of lights. Yeah, here's downtown. We do a little bit of a walker a little bit because we're not a walking city in part because everyone's out there trying to kill you.

2:17.9

And this is where I feel the coolest is when you approach a crosswalk and you don't have the walk sign, but you can go. I'm totally with you. And there's people just standing there refusing to go. I like this take. When I go. Yeah, when you're jaywalking. I am, I feel... You're the leader.

2:18.6

I am so cool.

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