It is the Jesse Kelly show on a Monday. I've had so much fun today. It's been a great show.

We still have a whole other hour too. We're gonna get back to your calls that have

admitted about dumbest things you've ever spent money on. But you have to do a couple things real quick first.

You have to talk Kanye and we have to talk about this person. This is on my life. This is real.

So, quote, I'm paycheck to paycheck. I make $350,000 a year but have $88,000 in student loans,

$170,000 in car loans and mortgage and I pay $4,500 a month. Do I need professional help?

No, you actually don't need professional help. You need a father. Right? I remember I'll never forget this.

I had saved up. I'd worked. I think it was three summers. I think it was three straight summers because I

couldn't really work during the school year. I'd work three straight summers crappy jobs, right?

Washing dishes and washing cars and just the crappiest jobs possible. So I could afford my first car

when I got my license at 15. 15 in Montana's when you could get a license. I don't know if they

changed it but that's when you could. So I had illegal jobs before I was allowed to get jobs.

I paid under the table and I was so proud of myself that I had saved up enough money to go get a

car. I'll never forget it. We're driving by one of the car dealerships in Boseman, Montana and I saw

the most beautiful beautiful thing I've ever seen in my entire life. No, I'm not talking about endless

shrimp at Red Lobster. It was this blue and it's funny. So I was just ripping on the other day.

It was this blue like baby blue Cadillac convertible and I pull in and it turned out it was a 1956

Cadillac convertible. The leather had obviously been redone up. Clearly a bunch of the stuff had been

redone but the leather was this perfect white leather on the inside and it was just so perfect.

And the mileage of course was something to the effect of 275,000 miles. Somebody had gotten it

and driven it and boom I was there. I was going to make that purchase. And my dad says,

there you're not. You don't understand. I'd already in my mind taking it home. I could already

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