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This is the world famous J. Rock.

The countdown to Coachella is officially underway. And if you are planning on going, I'm sure you have a few outfits picked out already, because nothing worse than going to Coachella and realizing you're wearing the wrong, whatever the stupid fashion trend is.

The wrong, you've offended the wrong culture. That was last year's culture. Oh, man, I'm offending the wrong people.

You don't want to be in tie-dye.

You realize tie-dye was the look of a few years ago,

and this is the year that everyone's supposed to be in rhinestones or whatever. I think everything's just all country now. Vanessa, what is the, I don't even know. What is the last year was country? What is the Coachella look of the year?

Because there's got to be a look.

I know Johnny's going to wear his weird.

Thank you for thinking that I would know, but I don't know.

It's like. Coachella look of the year because there's got to be a look. I know Johnny's going to wear his weird. Thank you for thinking that I would know, but I don't know.

It's like they go with the look of the artist.

If the artist is orange like Carol G, then people are going to be wearing orange.

Sabrina, she's baby dough look or whatever she is and people are going to wear that.

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