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This is the world famous K. Rock.

Who will it be, Allie?

19 disappointed people brings us to someone on the phone right now, either from Alhambra or Ontario or Downey or Fullerton, a Riverside, but the 20th caller officially puts us in Wondale. Good morning, Brenda. Hi. Hello. Hi, hello. We're doing all right. Not as good as you. You are the 20th caller. Oh, boy, the dog, bark for meat. Listen to that. They did not want me to yell at you, apparently. Oh, here he goes. Skob, bark, bark, bark. Get the bark for meat song on. They bark at all the AI box. Oh, I get it. How many dogs you got there? I have two. Oh, okay, cool. Well, congratulations.

Make sure you get a dog sitter on the ready in case we call you back next week to tell you you're going to Australia. You're on the standby boarding list officially to go see Pierce the Vale with a trip to Australia, but you will definitely go see them in San Diego at Petco Park. Hold on one second, all right? Nice. Thank you. You're very welcome. That's Brenda.

Thanks for waking up with. but you will definitely go see them in San Diego at Petco Park. Hold on one second, all right? Nice.

Thank you.

You're very welcome. That's Brenda. Thanks for waking up with K-Rock. Hopefully those dogs don't get separation anxiety. That is a long flight. Yeah. But I also don't think you can bring them there because they've got to sit in quarantine for a while or something. Really? Yeah, they don't want. Well, I would never want to bring my dog on a 16-hour flight.

Australians don't want our stuff and we don't want. Well, I would never want to bring my dog on a 16-hour flight.

Australians don't want our stuff and we don't want their stuff and I get it. So we just kind of separate. Hey, guys, I got a very exciting update as to my side hustles that I've been working on. Oh, my forced New Year's resolution and I will give them to you next on KROQ. If you're still doing your news resolution, congratulations.

You've beaten most people who have quit by now for at least a few weeks. We have forced resolutions here, which we can't quit, because if we do, we'll be punished. Last year, I had pierced nipples, bleached hair, and ended up in a freezing cold Big Bear Lake because I was the first person to fail at my New Year's resolution of losing a pound a week consistently. and I made like I don't know a few weeks got pretty far got pretty far I got pretty skinny and then it all fell apart I think it was Super Bowl weekend crushed me and I was like I'm not going to keep losing weight I got to eat this year people are starting to get squirley yeah there's starting to be some conversations behind the scenes going uh well hold on what hold on. What's the punishment like? Because everyone's already trying to drop out. And no one's ever wanted to drop before. Vanessa's digital detoxing. She is at a life without any sort of TikTok and she can't live with it. Johnny keeps saying he doesn't want another drink of alcohol. He's ready to throw in the towel. He said he hates the way the drinking has affected his life. Ali is still trying to learn Spanish. Omar is giving us these moments of mindfulness. And actually some listeners sent you a book, Omar, called Wish It, Wanted, Do It, which is apparently a self-help guide that is here in the studio, but that was sent to you. Jake's been working on his octopus all morning. That octopus is supposed to

take, I looked at it online. It says that it's supposed to take someone less than 35 minutes to

complete. No way. He's been working on this thing for day, the hook line sinker thing. Yon around hook.

Yon around hook. It's been taking you weeks, weeks. I can't, it's hard. But it's so hard. But hard take that is uh i know that you're a hobby

that we force you to do is crocheting but you're you've been crocheting this octopus i feel like you

could breed an actual octopus in less time than this is taking me i'm okay with the chain stitch

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