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I should, while I'm telling you not to swim in flood waters, I also should...

let's give some credit where it's due. The best hurricane advice I've heard in a while came from the old

Perez himself. Let me be clear, if you're in a state where a hurricane's off the strike,

like Florida or the Gulf Coast or into Texas. A vital part of preparing for hurricane season is to get vaccinated now.

Get vaccinated. Alright, that's the most important part. Look, obviously you can stock up on water and get a generator in food.

If you don't also include a blood clot in there, you're failing. You're not ready for hurricane and...

These morons. Alright, Johnny, in Virginia, Johnny, hurricane story go.

Hey man, it was going on. So I got, dude, I got more stores in the Bible, the store that made me for 20 years.

But I was down in Key West with my old man and he had a cooler pool of beer. After we'd strapped down the suburban, the boat,

but anchors, cement anchors and everything tied it down for hurricane George. I think it was a 98, I think.

And as we're sitting on the lured side of the house, it was up on stills for watching the seas come up, the tidal surge come in.

And what starts floating away from under the house is beer cooler. Full of old, milwaffy light.

Full. He had probably four or five days full of beer in there and he's like, son, go get that beer.

It's floating out of the ocean, just like 13, 14 years old. Go get it.

I looked at him up. What? And this is broad daylight, too, the storm hit right in the middle of the day.

It was awesome. They able to watch it all happen. And he's like, don't get my beer.

But what? What? What? What? What about their dad?

The title is already four or five feet above the ground level where we're at, floating out the sea.

So it went in, went, you know, went swimming out, grabbed his beer, drug the cooler back in.

He's sitting up top with one of those big old school VHS camcorders.

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