HOUR 3: New Ballpark Foods, Jared Goff On "Quarterback"
The Valenti Show
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🗓️ 19 March 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, we want to have a little fun here. We do this every year, and the articles are everywhere. |
| 0:05.0 | We can get Evan Jenkins for this if you like to. |
| 0:08.5 | Every year these ballparks, spring training wraps up, and you see all the teams start rolling out all these ridiculous things they're going to serve to you, the people at the park. |
| 0:20.4 | Well, who's the ultimate bleacher creature? |
| 0:23.3 | Kenny Cot. |
| 0:24.3 | Who's the man who has a bidet? |
| 0:26.2 | Factually, Kenny Cot. |
| 0:28.5 | We have new ballpark treats, and Kenny ranks it on a scale of one to five flushes. |
| 0:35.1 | Oh, we're bringing back the flush scale. |
| 0:36.5 | I like that. |
| 0:36.8 | It has to be. Love it. David, the're bringing back the flush scale. I like that. It has to be. |
| 0:37.7 | David, the music, please. |
| 0:41.6 | A reminder, these are all |
| 0:43.4 | debuting at Major League ballparks |
| 0:45.2 | this year. What's the highest ranking? |
| 0:47.6 | How many flushes? Three? |
| 0:49.1 | I can't remember. Is flush good or |
| 0:51.2 | bad? Because generally, you'd think flush would be |
| 0:53.2 | bad, right? I think it's bad. |
| 0:54.8 | I think all of this is bad. |
| 0:56.2 | Okay. |
| 0:56.7 | So five flushes is bad. |
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