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Get to the freaking auto! From the Quantum Fiber Studio, this is Brock and Sock on Seattle Sports. Brock Ewerd is my hero. James Buehner just punched me in the kidney. We're going to see you what I'm in. That really worked that way, Sherm. This is a show that has my name on it. It's kind of tough, though. Now here are your hosts. Brock Eward and Mike Salk. Hello! Hello! All right. Did you hear this story, Brab?

Well, thanks to your email.

From Dave Valley.

This story is hilarious.

So Dave Valley was telling the story over the weekend about Randy Johnson.

Dave and Aaron are really good.

They're very funny.

So he's telling the story about Ken Kaiser, old Major League umpire. Was he the real big one? He's a big boy. Big boy. Yeah, I'll read you some more about Ken Kaiser in a moment. So Ken Kaiser was the home plate on a day that he was calling Randy. And I guess before the game, Ken Kaiser, I'm just paraphrasing Dave Valley story, was like, hey, it must be super easy just calling Randy.

It's only two pitches, fastball slider.

He's really good at throwing both of them.

Anyway, he gets to the point where Ken Kaiser is going to call the game.

He's going to call pitches for Randy Johnson.

So he's behind Dave Valley going fastball, slider, like telling him what to throw, which is hilarious and incredibly inappropriate all at the same time.

Isn't that amazing?

And Dave's like, yeah, I'm getting all the calls because he doesn't want to be wrong with the calls that he's making.

Can you imagine?

That doesn't feel right.

No.

I mean, it's very funny. It's a great story. I love it. No, I mean, it's very funny.

It's a great story.

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