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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 3- Man vs Machine, Klein's Pool Sex and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.3

When airports smell great.

0:30.1

This is the world famous H-Roc.

0:35.3

Good morning.

0:36.6

Welcome to your Tuesday recovery from the long weekend. And officially slash unofficially, we are in summer right now. At least it feels that way because once you hit that Memorial Day weekend, people are just kind of in the summer vibes. It is cold, actually. We gave a very inaccurate weather forecast earlier when we said it was hot as balls today. It's not going to be because of some sort of May gray, something or other. Yeah, but there was some good. Yesterday, we were in the pool until like 7 p.m. That's nice. When you're like in the evening in the you just, like, pruned as hell. That's the start of summer.

1:11.8

Do you pee yesterday in the pool?

1:13.4

Twice.

1:14.0

One in the hot one and one in the regular one. Oh, you peed in the hot tub? There was no one else in there. Allie, that is so... I don't know why. You're stude in your op? Yeah, peeing in the pool, I get it.

1:25.5

It's big enough that it feels like you can swim away from it, not your problem, even though it's still kind of gross.

1:29.9

But peeing in a hot tub I get it. It's big enough that it feels you can swim away from it, not your problem, even though it's still kind of gross.

1:29.9

But peeing in a hot tub is just you're literally just sitting in a toilet peeing on yourself.

1:33.7

Look, there were about 20 kids at the pool.

1:36.2

Every one of them, I'm sure, is peeing on the pool.

1:39.1

So what's the difference?

1:40.6

I'm already swimming in pee.

1:42.1

I might as well swim in my own, right?

1:53.1

Who's with there? If you're going to swim in pee, swim in your own. That's my PSA for the summer.

1:55.7

PSA.

2:17.8

Hey, Nico. It is a PSA. Thanks for putting up with us this morning and welcome to K Rock, better on the phones than in the pool with us. What's up, Nico? Hello, how are you doing? Doing fine, but you're doing better. You are the 20th caller at this exact moment, which means we are inviting you to have some burgers with us in and out style, in and out burger sounds like Krock, Death Cab for QDy. You are in the show. Congratulations. That's awesome. Thank you. Hey, we'll be doing those tickets every hour, starting now through 6 p.m. all day, all week long. It's a short week, so must be listening to win your way into the show. And here's one of the many songs you'll probably hear if you win your way in. So let's kick off the hour with this.

2:34.5

Hold on Nico and congratulations.

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