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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. No Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle,

here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

This is the world famous K. Rock.

Good morning. Welcome to your brand new week for your Klein Alley Show. This is Kay Rock.

And we got that out of the way. Time for some pleasantries. Good morning. Good morning. That's Ali Unclined. Jake Thunner over there. Winner of round one of the dumboff, but he still got a lot of questions wrong that he should have gotten right. He's not the ace that we once knew and loved. What are you talking about? DJ Omar Khan surviving his emergency surgery over the weekend.

Is it considered a surgery? The procedure. They just put a camera off your butt, right? Well, but I think they have to knock. I think he had to get fully knocked out. Yeah, it's not a surgery. There's no sewing. I don't know how deep they had to go into his ass. They may have had to do some sewing. I think they did crocheting, actually, is what he said. So we'll get into that, I'm sure, later.

It's just in time for breakfast.

We'll have that conversation.

In the back room, taking the calls, Postmaster, Johnny, and loser of round one of the dumb-off, producer Vanessa. Hey, Vanessa, the good news is we get to see you for another round of the dumb off later this week. And I get to play with dime or people. That's what you

like to believe. Always the silver

lining, Vanessa. Say how to call it 20.

First pair of tickets just announced show. Cage the elephant, El Ray. It's happening pretty soon. You only can get yourself in if you win your way in. And you'll also get a standby list to go see them in New York with Oasis. Hey, Jocelyn. Oh, my. Hi. Hi, you are Caller 20. You're the first winner. Who's with you? Oh, my boyfriend. Let's go. Sweet divvits. Sweet divvits. I thought that was another woman. Who got who into the show out of curiosity? Which one of you started listening and then forced the other one to listen? Oh, me. Nice. You were in first. All right. Well, then I'm glad you win.

And you can plus one your boyfriend or plus one some better looking guy. We don't care. Regardless,

you're going. Congratulations. We'll see you at the arcade show at El Ray. And then hopefully

we call you back in a week to tell you to pack your bags for Oasis in New York City, all right?

Oh my God, my eyes are watering.

Are you crying? Are you really crying?

My eyes are watering. This is like one of my favorite bands and I was able to see him last year at the Honda Town Space.

So it's amazing.

Well, if you could just cry more, that be good for us Oh Too much laughing Not enough crying Laughing doesn't help ratings You know what does that Boyfriend puncher Crying helps ratings right All right We got a big hour to get into And we do it all With a little round of Don't be a dick, movie theater people and we'll come up with that next, K.Roy.

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