Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

This is the world famous K. Rock.

Good morning, Kay Rock, Klein Alley Show.

Just after 9 o'clock on a wet, thrifty Thursday. Unclim, that's Alley. Morning. Jake the nerd back there, DJ Omar Khan, the audio sniper. You know her as producer Vanessa. She's about to get deep and finger-licking chicken this hour and some faux chicken as well. And, you got postmaster johnny if you're trying to

get through right now for universal Halloween horror nights tickets we'll make that happen for you in a

moment but first the phones are jammed up here we got to clear out some lines they are full i believe

for a different reason uh let me say hi to christian in the orange county good morning from OC

what's up christian what can we do for you?

Good morning. Good morning. I'm going to call for the Coachella ticket.

Yeah, what did you hear us play on K-Rock? The strokes? Reptilla.

We did play strokes to the tune of cello. This was some cello strokes to get you ready for Coachella.

And that qualifies you to win the tickets today.

So hold on one second.

You're going to be joining Kimberly on a very short list.

She heard the first cello song of the morning.

There'll be another Coachello song this hour. A Coachella artist, their music performed by a cellist, and when you hear us play that, when you least expected call, be the first person to identify the song. And Allie's going to write your name down. Only four people will be qualified to win today's pair of Coachella tickets, which means you'll have a 25% chance of going to Coachella. Did we come up with this bit simply because we like the name Coachello? Yes. Does it go any deeper than that? No. No. Could we be more clever? Yes. I thought Coachello yesterday was a great bit, but apparently our boss hated it. And all evidence of it had to be immediately deleted from our socials. I know. We were stripped. Censorship all over the place today. Unbelievable. That's how it goes. We get into this one from Caged the Elephants, and now I'm looking for you. Caller 20. That's what's happening. They're caging the elephant. They're caging the elephant. How fitting. We go, Allie. 800, 52067. Caller 20. We give you tickets the old-fashioned way. You don't know you to hear anything. You just need to be the right caller. We send you to Universal Studios for some Halloween horror nights. Pick up caller 20. And fashion week continues when you guys roast my fashion choices. and that's happening in exactly three minutes here on K. Rock.

K. Rockline Alley Show. It's the moment of the show I'm least looking forward to now. No, not my speech. I am least looking forward to being ridiculed by AI.

It's a robo roast of my fashion during fashion week. Every single one of us had to be on the hot seat and had our clothing choices made fun of

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