Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Thank God it, it Friday. Hell yeah, welcome to your weekend, Kline Alley Show K-Rock, and look forward to

hanging out with some of you heading your way here to K-Rock for the endless summer barbecue Royal Otis. I asked Vanessa to look and see if we can find one extra, extra last-minute pair somewhere here, but I know that they need to get this guest list finalized sooner rather than later so just keep listening and maybe we can sneak you in if you want to eat some barbecue with us later today. We will turn the radio station into the bangor bus in about an hour. So any songs you must hear to get you in the right frame of mind for the weekend, get them to us. You control the airwaves of K-Rock. The only thing we say to you is it must be a certified

banger, which means a song that not just you think is cool because it's a deep cut that you haven't

heard in 50 years, but something that will guarantee make most people very happy, get them in a

good mood for the long weekend that awaits. And then, of course, K-Rock will turn everything

into a Labor Day to z weekend where we prove

that we know how the alphabet works around here lots to get to this hour on the show if you're new

to the show nice to meet you on klein that's ali hello that's a DJ Omar con there he's the audio

sniper uh entering the studio right now there he is that is postmaster johnny in the back room you

got Vanessa taking the calls and then Jake the nerd.

And Jake the nerd. I'm just looking at this thing you purchased yesterday. Oh, yeah, it's cool. It is. Oh, my God. It isn't anything but. It is not, not cool. I think of all of the dumb things you have wasted money on. And we've watched you buy Roadkill. We've watched, Ellie. What are some of the dumb things he's bought?

He bought that word rabbit and a hat thing at the donut shop. A rabbit and a hat thing. It's an Alice in Wonderland white rabbit, black light poster. The guy buys rocks. Rocks that you could find out literally in the street, he goes and buys them at a shop. Try to find one of my rocks in the street. Without throwing it out there yourself. We'll take that challenge? Johnny, that's your weekend. Figure it out. Do you buy him one of those like $500 rocks because he lost a bet? I lost a bet and I had to buy Jake a special rock at a rock shop in Seattle and I had to pay the ship the stupid rock and you know how heavy rocks are to ship? Very heavy. I mean, the whole thing was such a disaster. I know.

Jake, how and you know how heavy rocks are to ship very heavy i mean it was the whole thing was such a disaster i know you know jake how much did i pay for that rock of yours i think it was a

couple hundred bucks where is that rock currently is that my house didn't you also have to spend money

on a specific light bulb for a lamp like there was a special light bulb you had to buy for a lava lamp?

Yeah, those are cheap because like the new

bulbs for lava lamps in California

are not the strength that you need

for a proper lava lamp.

The point is not one.

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