meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 3- Jake's Journal, The Goatline and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.R. All right, welcome to your weekend, K. Rock Line Alley Show. Short week, if you had Monday off for the President's Day. Now, here we are at the weekend already. So let's go ahead and make someone's weekend instantly better by adding your name to a standby boarding list so you can travel to Pettus, France, Paddy. And, Ali, I know you studied France. Long before you studied Spanish, you were, you studied French in school. Yes, I studied French in school, but I've got to use that phrase.

1:01.6

If you go to see Tame Impolite in Paris, we will take care of everything.

1:05.6

All you got to do is be the right person.

1:07.2

And currently, that puts us on Evelyn.

1:09.7

Good morning, Evelyn.

1:10.6

Bonjour. Good morning, Evelyn. Bonjour.

1:13.6

Good morning. Oh, wow. She's all, I don't know how to respond.

1:17.8

Good morning. You are the 20th caller at this exact moment here at K. Rock, which means we add

1:23.8

your name. It's only a few spots left on the standby boarding list, but your name's going

1:27.1

on there. And if we call you back Monday morning, pack your bags, you're going to Paris, all right? Oh, bye God. It's super excited. You guys are great. Thank you. Thank you. Love you. And it would be great to give you more than just a spot on the standby boarding list. I feel bad and people get all excited just to get on the list. And I know that's important. Getting on the list is always a good thing.

1:46.3

She always just says everything in one. than just a spot on the standby board. I feel bad and people get all excited just to get on the list. And I know that's important.

1:44.7

Getting on the list is always a good thing.

1:46.3

She always just says everything in one note like that.

1:49.2

You're amazing.

1:49.7

Thank you so much.

1:50.7

I'm so excited.

1:52.0

I'm really excited about what's going to happen.

1:54.1

But, you know, that's her winning on the radio voice.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audacy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Audacy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.