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The pride, passion, and pageantry of college football lives here.

This is the Paul Finebaum Show, Our 2 podcast.

This might be college football.

We are back, and let's get to the calls.

We have another guest waiting in a few minutes, and what do you say, Johnny B.

Hey, Paul, thanks for taking my call.

I was a mowing out there earlier when Duane called, and I was just thinking, you know,

we'd have a lot of trouble with negotiating with these countries that are in war and all that.

He would be like a great secret agent, the torture negotiator.

I can't imagine being on an oil rig having to hear that gibberish and that all day long.

I go there.

Hey, boom, boom, there, listen, good news, get there.

About three or four minutes of that, they'd sign any damn thing.

Anything we wanted.

That's worse than waterboarding or pulling your fingernails out.

But while I was on hold, I thought, I better check my guide because, yeah, it did say the Paul

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