The Jesse Kelly Show final hour of the Jesse Kelly Showman alive. This is flying by today. That sucks.

I- look, I don't like it when we're almost to the end of the week. I'm having a good time.

I have had to wait all day. I woke up with all kinds of things to say. And it sucked. I've had to wait all day.

I had a gun day. Do you see this? I'll get to the cause in a second. Shark attacks are most likely to attack you in these dangerous locations.

They're all in the ocean. Turns out. Turns out they're now in all seriousness. It's Florida, Australia, and South Africa.

Which, that's fine. No big deal. I don't really have a point to make on that.

One interesting thing I did take from it though is they keep listing the attacks as unprovoked bites.

Are there provoked bites? Are there a bunch of people out there poking sharks in the eyes saying,

ha ha ha ha. Isn't everybody an unprovoked bite? That's one, two. I love this part.

51% of the people bitten were surfers. Every time you watch Shark Week or read one of these articles,

you get some shark nerd. What what what do they call the oceanographers? That would they go marine biology. Shark nerds fine.

Shark nerd is fine. Every single time you get a shark nerd who does this. He does this. Oh, they'll do some story about some guy.

Oh man, my wife, his wife watched him get bitten in half by some 10,000 pound great white shark.

And then in comes the shark nerd. You know really guys, most of the time it's a case of mistaken identity.

As if that's supposed to make it better. Oh shoot, as these teeth are sinking into me and tearing my heart from my flesh,

at least I could go to the depths of the ocean knowing this was all an accident.

Why did they say that? As if that's some defense. Great. So the 10,000 pound eating machine is also so stupid.

It can't tell a surfer from a seal. Well, that's a relief. Oh thank goodness. Well, that's that's a relief.

I have no idea why I went off on that. 8773774373. Seth in St. Louis. Go boss.

You got to stop dodging me and stop stopping nonsense. What car did you buy in your midlife places?

Come on now. Turn to us. Seth, I wasn't dodging you. I was getting to you. Honestly, Seth, I'm going to give you,

I'm going to tell you, for those who are just now listening to the show.

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