All right, let's get a little football, David.

Music, please.

All right, guys, so we are hitting the second half of the NFL season here in 2025.

So I am going to give you some bold takes.

You let me know if you agree with them or not.

Your son will transfer from Canton for a lucrative NIL offer.

Let's start right here in the

AFC South with the coats, still having the Chiefs, the Jags twice, the Texans twice, the Seahawks,

and the Niners. The Jags will win the AFC South. I can't. Not only that, but you can't have your coach dressed in a fishing vest.

It just can't work.

Look, it was a fun story when they beat Kansas City on the Monday night,

and Chris Jones, like, quit.

But they've played awful since then.

And look, newsflash, here's what they think about you. You're a two-point favorite in Vegas this week. That's about as bad as it gets. I can't do it, David. No, I can't. I think that the Colts are for real. I think people want them to fail. They want them to fall. And they're not. Why? Because they've been to cults for years.

That's why they're bold.

Let's go through some another one.

David, you're not a bad person.

I know.

AFC East here.

The bills will miss the playoffs.

Here's why.

If the West gets three and the South gets two,

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