HOUR 3: In Football Today, Pistons Continued, Torpedo Bats

The Valenti Show

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🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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The guys begin the second half of the show joined by Kenny for another "In Football Today". They continue their Pistons discussion before Valenti dishes on the viral "torpedo" bats.

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0:00.0	All right, quick time out. World of football. Everything you need in about eight minutes, except it
0:05.8	ain't going to be David because David's vocal cords are shot. We go to Kenny Cott for football today.
0:13.5	Gator, please. Kenny, go ahead. Indeed. So I'm going to start with David's head coach speaking about
0:19.5	divisions. I'm a division purist, he says.
0:22.1	I love the rivalries in the division play.
0:23.9	I love the structure of our scheduling that highlights it.
0:26.4	I think division winners should get a home playoff game across the board.
0:30.9	Do you like that take?
0:32.0	No, disagree.
0:33.1	And I like what the Lions did as a rule proposal.
0:35.5	Get rid of exactly what happened this year.
0:38.9	Lions, Vikings, the winner gets the two, the one, the loser gets the five. It's not right.
0:44.7	Record should speak. Keep the divisional configuration for scheduling. We love our rivalries.
0:49.6	But if you win a division at 9 and 8 and somebody else's second place and went 12 and 5,
0:55.3	no, I don't think you deserve a home game.
0:56.5	Disagree completely.
0:57.6	Also, deodorant, find it.
0:59.5	Not you, Kenny, Mike Tomlin.
1:01.7	You know what?
1:02.2	What was that?
1:03.2	He looked like he had run the New York Marathon.
1:06.2	I know my voice sounds like trash, but I am so sick of Mike Tomlin, okay?
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