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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 673 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking at San Bernardino
0:21.3	International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco,
0:26.3	Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.2	This is the world famous K. Rock. Just after 9 o'clock on a Wednesday, we are a Klein Alley show.
0:38.3	This is K. Rock.
0:53.3	Get that out of the way. And now let's give you some tickets to go see foo fighters. Breaking Pooh Fighters news. Foo's News earlier this morning. Pat Smear injured himself while gardening. Omar broke down that injury in depth. Uh-huh. It's funny. lost a lot of listeners there.
0:54.8	Try to have a sports conversation with Omar.
0:54.9	He checks out in 11 seconds, but boy, someone hurts themselves guarding. Uh-huh. It's funny. Lost a lot of listeners there. Try to have a sports conversation with Omar.
0:56.6	He checks out in 11 seconds.
0:58.1	But, boy, someone hurts himself guarding.
0:59.0	He's got a lot of takes.
1:00.1	A lot of hot takes.
1:02.3	I mean, that's just all continued during that song. I was, Omar explained to Allie how she's not stomping her grass ride or something.
1:07.8	I got to stop it.
1:08.8	I didn't stop it before.
1:10.0	Just lightly. So, Pat, birds will eat the grass seed. Pat smear is out and don't worry because you got back or you have one of the guitar. St. Vincent is stepping in. The Food Fighter Show will continue when we get you in, especially if your name is Camilla. Is it? Hello? Hi, you're a caller 20.
1:29.9	Oh my gosh.
1:31.7	I'm so sorry.
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