Get me a freaking auto!

From the Quantum Fiber Studio, this is Brock & Sock on Seattle Sports.

Brock Ewerd is my hero.

James Heuter just punched me in the kidney.

We're going to give you what I'm wondering.

That way, Sherm.

This is a show that has my name on it.

It's kind of does, though.

Now here are your hosts, Brock Eward and Mike Salk.

Hello!

Hello! Hello! It's too bad you guys can't come hang out with us between segments. You guys would enjoy it. It's too bad you can't just come hang out. During breaks. I'm not to say we should sell some of that. I don't think so. I don't think, you know, what do you always say about confession? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would put this in the same category. Bad for the reputation. Let's see what you guys got for us. And here's the thing. Brock Hewer doesn't just hate one kid. I am so disappointed in Michael Salk. You don't know what you're talking about. You're mindless. Love you, bye. It's time for Brockin' Sox. Here's the thing. Okay, here's the fun. All right, let's see what the people have today. Should we start with the song? Another one from Stan and Nancy? Let's see what they've done for us this week. Here's the thing. This is Stan and Nancy from Victoria.

Out of all the Seattle sports radio shows in the morning between six and ten,

Brock and Salk is in our top 20, you know maybe even in our top ten.

Tomorrow, Brock and Michael Salk

Kendall Miles and acquired taste

We thank you for your sports radio talk

For which herewith we state

Here we go

We la la la la la la La La We love your show.

Brock and Salk, one of the top nine and a half Seattle sports radio shows on weekday morning.

Keep up the great work.

I love them.

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