Get me a freaking auto!

From the Quantum Fiber Studio, this is Brock & Sock on Seattle Sports.

Brock Ewerd is my hero.

James Heuter just punched me in the kidney.

We're going to sue you what I'm running.

That really worked that way, Sherm.

This is a show that has my name on it.

Now here are your hosts, Brock Ewerd and Mike Salk.

Hello!

Hello! All right, let's see what the people have for us this week. Speaking of the people, we'll be giving them what they want in 30 minutes with G. Scott. And then we're going to find, when you get to the bottom of this Bucky Brooks situation at 930. Again, people are saying, well, you got to kill Bucky Brooks.

Like, I'm not going to kill Bucky Brooks. He's a smart, non-hot tape dude. I'm going to break him over the cold. I want to at least, I want to, we're going to give him some serious questioning. There's going to be some questions. How does he say in February their window is wide open for the Super Bowl? How did they say that? Seven and ten feels really weird.

Seven and ten, this is prediction.

It doesn't make a lot of sense.

Let's hear what you guys have for here's the thing. Brock Heward doesn't just hate one kid. I am so disappointed in Michael's all. You don't know what you're talking about. You're mindless. Love you, bye. It's time for Brock and Sox. Here's the thing.

Okay, here's the fact. Gosh, I miss Brad. I know. I miss Brad. I mean, wait, is it Brad or Brad that I think is creepy? Brad. Brad? Check out the Big Bay on Brad. Here's the thing. This is Mike from Greensboro, and I have to say, Sock.

Normally, I agree with 100% of your takes, but there's... Big Bay. I'm Brad. Here's the thing. This is Mike from Greensboro, and I have to say Sock,

normally I agree with 100% of your takes, but there is one thing you've gotten wrong about soccer.

It is indeed a fake sport, and it consists of essentially watching grown men jog for 90 minutes in their short shorts. And I'm sure Brock loves that. He can evaluate the muscle tone of everybody's

thighs. But the thing tone of everybody's thighs.

But the thing is, it's perfect for watching when you're doing something else.

If you're doing chores around the house, you're folding laundry, you know, have it on in the background, and there's nothing there to distract you because nothing exciting actually happens.

You only have to pay attention maybe like 46 seconds of every game. And even then, that time is mostly just the referees trying to decide if somebody was off sides or not. So sock, next time you're in the garden or, you know, in the yard, murdering your wife's flowers, put it on, give it a try, see what you think. All right, peace. Strong. It's a good take. It's a good take. i already have golf for that yeah that's fine

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