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The Jesse Kelly Show

Hour 3: Happy Birthday, US Army

The Jesse Kelly Show

iHeartPodcasts

News, Politics, News Commentary

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Wishing a happy birthday to the US Army from all of us here at the Jesse Kelly Show. Cop Kelly. Disrupting the hive mind. 

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0:00.0

Oh

0:11.0

The Jesse Kelly show final hour of the Jesse Kelly show don't roll your eyes Chris. Yes, I put on shades

0:17.9

Yes, I put on shades like if you want if you want to watch me do the show and do these things that make Chris angry

0:24.0

You have to go to the first TV comms last Jesse and sign up

0:27.8

I yes Chris. I know what you're probably about to say

0:30.9

You and Denzel don't need the shades because your faces are perfectly sympathetic or wherever the guy said and you'd be right

0:37.9

But I like to I like look I want to mingle with the commoners right and since you don't have a face where you don't I mean

0:45.2

You your face obviously isn't sympathetic like mine is you need shades and this is a way for me to bond with the staff what Chris?

0:52.1

Actually, actually know these are not the same ones I wore when I was a cop okay quick story before we get back to all this because I realize I haven't told this story in a while

1:03.9

When you're in the Marines when you're in the infantry

1:08.1

Sometimes you are called gosh, I forget I really don't want to mess this up because now it's been so long

1:14.5

I forget what they called it. I think you are

1:17.3

Fapped out FAP Chris please grow up. I'm trying to tell a story

1:23.8

That's what the acronym is okay. I understand that anyway when you're in an infantry unit

1:29.3

They will do occasionally other parts of the Marine Corps on that base

1:34.7

We'll need you for a short time and I'm pretty sure they call it fat

1:39.7

But it might be frapped but I think I'm pretty sure it was fat again. I'm 40. Okay. I'm not 25 anymore. I don't remember what all the acronyms were

1:46.4

and

1:48.4

You can imagine the cops. They're not called MPs in the Marines by the way the cops the cops are

1:56.7

They're they're always shorthanded. I don't know why this is because it's such a cool gig with the cops are always short-handed

2:02.3

So at some point in time and you don't get any choice remember this is a military

2:06.3

Yeah, there's no volunteers. They show up one day and they say you you and you go and you say yes, sir

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