It is the Jesse Kelly show final hour of the Jesse Kelly show on an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday and it's been a blast so far.

We finished this up here in case you missed it. You missed some history. I can't recap it all for you. The Ask Doctor Jesse question was what I think should be done about Mexico.

Let me just let me just tell you I've been talking about Julius Caesar and the Gallic wars and while he's trying to take over goal these Germanic tribes keep crossing the Rhine to go raid in Gal and they're messing things up for Caesar.

So what does Caesar do? He actually did this twice people think he did it once but he actually did it twice Caesar went over to the Rhine and his friends on the other side of the Rhine he had friends on the other side they actually offered him. Hey, hey, come on over.

We'll give you some boats get you some boats you can cross the Rhine and Caesar said no, I don't I don't need boats. I'm good.

Caesar took local lumber from the area with no electronics no GPS no laser pointers no nothing Roman technology and in 10 days Caesar built a bridge across the Rhine.

He then marched his army across the Rhine raised raised some serious ruckus over there and then crossed back over the Rhine and promptly tore the bridge down to prove to those Germanic tribes.

I can come back anytime I want you're impressed by this bridge this bridge was nothing to me I'll tear this one down don't make me come back and have to build another one which he actually ended up doing he did this in 55 BC and then 53 BC after 53 BC Caesar never had to do it again.

Those Germanic tribes realized you know what I think will just stay over here I have mentioned this for the longest time.

It's untenable what a great word what a great scrabble word that is Chris when you go to community college like I did you learn how to use big words like that.

It's not tenable it's not it's not going to be a long term thing it's simply not going to last long term for the United States of America to be a modern nation on the border with a third world narco state that doesn't work we share a border and too much of that pleads over in the here.

What do I think should happen honestly well you know how much I hate half conquest I think one of two things should happen if you want me to be gentle you want to be gentle Jesse a gentle show gun.

Then I think we should simply take one of the narco states just one on our border and no special forces well you can include special forces but we don't need to tip toe in we don't need to go at night you send a few divisions across the border with air power in fact make it one of the borders on the ocean will send naval power there and will.

Shell the area to dust we will then carpet bomb it to dust we will send our troops in there to virtually wipe the place out and then we will pack up all of our stuff and we'll go home and we're going to when we do that we're going to find the tallest mountain in that area so we'll go to sinoloa because those have the tallest mountains and we'll etch it in stone before we leave don't make me come back.

And we'll go right back across the border now maybe you think that sounds harsh watch all the problems work themselves out real real quickly that's the nice solution the harsh solution is actually probably the one that's nicest in the end we should just conquer Mexico.

You can yell about that all you want half the country half the poor people in that country because you know I love I'm I'm I love Mexico I love the Mexican food I love the Mexican people I think it's cool culture I love their beer it's a great place to bake I love I love the music even the music makes you feel good I love Mexico.

Half the Mexican people live under control of a narco state half you realize that the other half live under control of a corrupt government that's been bought off by the narco state.

You can say conquest is evil and it's ugly and Jesse people would get hurt and people would die and man you are a hundred percent right they would people would get hurt and people would die.

But in the end all those wonderful Mexican people would no longer have to live underneath a narco state now the problem with that plan is this.

Okay good you just conquered Mexico whoo whoo great work well now you share a border with Central America that sucks too.

I realize it's a smaller border but you keep going you justified it for Mexico hey I hear Guatemala's nice this time here do you just keep going and soon you find yourself in Venezuela and soon your gang is con where do you stop that's the problem with conquest where and when do you stop what Chris.

See Chris said we should do an EU thing and call it like a North American action the problem with that Chris is that's half conquest I don't I don't like that take it or don't take it either get involved or don't get involved either way situation isn't that good alright Jesse.

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