Hour 3: Fred in Congress
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Jesse's idiot dog is in congress. There were no fraud checks in the Biden administration. They are going to start stealing your money to pad their accounts.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:14.9 | This is the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:18.9 | It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:22.3 | Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. |
| 0:26.4 | We'll do a little fraud talk. |
| 0:28.2 | Maybe I've had a little bit of a change of heart on Maria Salazar in the past 20 minutes. |
| 0:32.6 | I'll explain in a moment. |
| 0:34.1 | We'll do some emails, the cost of Doritos, all that and so much more coming in the |
| 0:39.6 | final hour of the Jesse Kelly show. I should probably start out with the Maria Salazar thing. |
| 0:47.7 | Fred, my dog. Let me explain. Fred is by a mile the sweetest dog I have ever had in my entire life. |
| 1:02.1 | All he wants is affection all the time. |
| 1:06.6 | He will come up and throw his big, fluffy meathead head on you and just all he wants |
| 1:12.5 | is affection. |
| 1:13.3 | That's it. |
| 1:14.3 | That's all he wants. |
| 1:16.7 | Hob loves him. |
| 1:18.4 | Boys love him. |
| 1:20.3 | I love him too. |
| 1:23.4 | But Fred is unbelievably stupid. |
| 1:28.2 | He's a golden doodle, by the way. |
| 1:29.5 | It's my dog. |
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