It is the Jesse Kelly Show final hour now of the Jesse Kelly Show Monday has flown by this week. It's flying by already, Chris. I think it's a wonderful Monday, a wonderful Monday. And you know what, Chris? I don't like your attitude about this Monday.

I'm sensing an attitude over there that you, I know you don't do Mondays, you don't do Mondays, you don't do mornings, Chris. Have you ever considered the possibility that we have to do what management tells us to do? Remember this, I don't own the show. What if they, what if they move us to mornings?

You're not going to survive, buddy. You're not going to survive. You won't be alive, Chris. If, if we have to show up here, oh my gosh, I'm going to have to carry the load, not that I'm not already.

I'm out of here. Change your people's lives.

No, don't worry, Chris. We're not going anywhere. No, no, I was just joking. Don't worry. We're not going anywhere. We'll be right here on your drive home or,

actually, I guess a lot of people listen the next day or you're trying to work still. All right, I have to get to something. I have a couple of things. I'm going to get to some emails and whatnot before I get to the cutting off of gas and female M&Ms and some other stuff.

Ann Arbor, that's in Michigan. It's a dirty, filthy town with this despicable university in it. Not going to go into all the details. Anyway, Ann Arbor Schools mandate masks for two weeks.

Now, right about now, you're probably mad or you're rolling your eyes. You're thinking, what, that's ridiculous. You know what I did when I read that headline? I laughed.

Because I think it's hilarious. You know why I laughed? You know why I think it's hilarious.

One, the state of Michigan, which is, honestly, as much as I despise that filthy university, the state of Michigan really is a very cool state.

Been fishing up there and stuff like that because I used to live in Ohio. It's a beautiful state.

And they have destroyed that state. And when COVID rolled around, Governor Ratchet of Michigan chose to become one of the worst tyrants in the United States of America.

Andrew Cuomo gets all the attention for murdering 15,000 New Yorkers with his policies. Governor Ratchet was doing the same stuff in Michigan.

And she abused her people and abused her businesses and abused all these kids in school after school, after school, two years of abuse from her.

And at the end of that two years, Michigan, I don't think Michigan, I think they call it Michigan. I don't know. I'm from Ohio, not that dirty state.

And it's seriously Michigan, does promptly went out to the polls and overwhelmingly voted her back into office and voted in a Democrat super majority in both houses of the legislature.

So we've had this talk before. I probably shouldn't be this way. Maybe this is spiteful Jesse. I don't know. I probably shouldn't be this way.

But I think it's hilarious. You know, I think it's hilarious. One, because I'm a bad person, but two stupid people are real. You know this. You've dealt with them in your life. Stupid people are real.

And as nice and soft as this society has become, we love to imagine that we should just accept the stupid person or the stupid person will just wake up one day, but the truth is, that's not reality.

The only chance, almost always, the only chance you have to make a stupid person smart is for that stupid person to feel all the pain that comes from their inherent stupidity.

And maybe eventually they'll be under such pain, such suffering that they will wake up one day and say, man, I'm stupid. And it was all my stupidity that brought us here, I'll stop being stupid now. And then they'll be smart.

The only way to help a stupid person is to allow that idiot to feel the effects of his stupidity. So when Michiganers get locked down again, and they will, when little Aiden, Jaden and Braden in school have to put on masks again, and they will, when schools could shut down in blue places like Michigan.

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