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Hey, real American hero.

That's why i chose

to read this email chris i like when people know how wonderful i am i prefer to read those emails

i try to cut out as much commie crap that i purchase as i can but i can't bring myself to stop shopping at

target their deli is awesome.

They have the best selection of Legos,

and I don't feel like I'm going to be stabbed at the one here in Tuscaloosa

as opposed to the Walmart.

Does this make me gay?

Well, one, yes, but two,

I've never ever judged you for where you shop.

We talk about where we should spend and not spend our money.

But I am the least qualified person to judge you on the planet for spending money here or spending money there.

I have made, we have made as a family huge efforts to try to stop funding communism in our house.

We're going to cut this out and we're going to stop that and we're going to stop that.

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