HOUR 3: CFB All-Name Team, More TeSlaa Calls, Who Am I?

The Valenti Show

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🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Valenti and Rico opened a packed third hour with some crazy CFB player names. Then, they took a few more of your calls on the Isaac TeSlaa topic before they did a "Who Am I?" to wrap the hour.

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0:00.0	Uh-oh.
0:02.6	Not the music I thought.
0:04.2	What the hell is this?
0:05.3	Is this going to be one of these damn receipt things?
0:08.0	No, Mike.
0:09.0	All right.
0:09.9	This is going to be in honor of Tavariusness King and Abraham Morkas
0:21.5	and the Isaiah T. Billings Clyde.
0:25.1	Oh, okay.
0:26.1	I got you.
0:26.9	These are the all-name teams
0:30.8	in college.
0:32.5	Those three were courtesy of the
0:33.9	Key & Peele sketch.
0:34.9	These are real.
0:36.0	I did a version of this on Cash the Ticket.
0:38.3	I've never seen a year like it. There are some of the worst, and I mean by worst, best names you're ever going to hear. Go ahead. Right. There's, yeah. And save the ticket text because there's one name we probably won't get to. Here. Here's a hint. he's not going to read the name of the kid from Eastern Michigan.
0:36.6	It's not happening.
0:38.0	But we will get Kenny the Jersey. probably won't get to. Here, here's a hint. He's not going to read the name of the kid from
0:54.2	Eastern Michigan. It's not happening. But we will get Kenny the jersey. All right. No, we will not
1:00.7	do that. We will start off very simple. Dude persons. Yep, that's a real. That's real. Dude persons.
1:10.1	Do you know the school with Mike?
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