Hour 3: Buying Greenland
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
In a classic Trump negotiation tactic, from troops in Greenland to buying Greenland, Jesse expects us to buy it before Trump leaves office. Why isn't there a criminal database? Leaks get people killed, it's good that they've sent the Venezuela leaker to prison.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:14.7 | This is the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:18.9 | It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:21.8 | Final hour of the Jesse Kelly show on a pretty magnificent Thursday. |
| 0:27.2 | If I say so myself, we'll touch on Greenland fraud. |
| 0:31.1 | We'll make fun of Dome speaking Spanish. |
| 0:34.0 | After all, I know a little bit about that. |
| 0:36.1 | Buenos Aires. |
| 0:37.1 | Some emails and more coming up in the final hour of the Jesse Kelly show. |
| 0:41.4 | Now we just mentioned force projection. |
| 0:45.3 | Let's chat about Greenland again. |
| 0:48.7 | Greenland. |
| 0:49.9 | Why has Trump been talking about Greenland for a long time? |
| 0:53.2 | What's the deal? |
| 0:53.9 | Is he just trolling? What is actually going on? Well, I want you to do me a favor unless you're driving. You want to do this with me? If you're driving, please don't. You truckers are just going to have to wait until you get home, all right? I want you to look up Greenland on your little map on your phone. |
| 1:11.6 | Don't lie. |
| 1:12.3 | I know your phone's in your hand. |
| 1:13.7 | It's always in your hand. |
| 1:14.8 | Quit, quit playing. |
| 1:16.2 | Look up Greenland. |
| 1:16.9 | All right. |
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