Hour 3: Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris
The Jesse Kelly Show
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2022
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee? Slavery and the Civil War. Peace can sometimes only be found on the other side of a fight.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, it is the Jesse Kelly show final hour of the Jesse Kelly show here. |
| 0:15.2 | Remember you can email the show during the show. |
| 0:17.2 | That's fine too. |
| 0:18.2 | You're love your hate, your death threats, your ass, Dr. Jesse questions. |
| 0:22.3 | All those are welcome to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show.com. |
| 0:26.7 | Jesse at Jesse Kelly show.com. |
| 0:29.0 | I guess it's hurricane season, Chris or almost hurricane season. |
| 0:33.6 | Right now, yeah, I think it's right now. |
| 0:35.1 | Oh, absolutely. |
| 0:36.1 | It's going on. |
| 0:37.1 | You know how many hurricanes I've been through? |
| 0:38.2 | I've told the story before about getting caught in one in Jamaica. |
| 0:41.6 | We would always get caught in them in Japan. |
| 0:43.5 | Only they're called typhoons over there. |
| 0:46.2 | We had a blast. |
| 0:47.8 | We would always know when one was coming and they would, those sneaks, they would try |
| 0:51.8 | to put limits on how much beer we could get down at the store. |
| 0:55.0 | Only we would just make run after run after run after run so they couldn't, they're not |
| 0:58.6 | going to limit our beer. |
| 1:00.1 | And then we, I mean, this is totally unsafe. |
| 1:03.0 | Kids don't ever do this, but we had these little chem lights. |
| 1:05.9 | It's just like a pen, only a little bit thicker and you crack it and it glows in the dark. |
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